SEAN "CACTUS" DONATHAN

Sean "Cactus" Donathan is the eldest of the Donathan brothers. Mysterious, suave, and sophisticated, Cactus is a lover of women, cigarettes, and a good game of Jai Alai.

This behavior is viewed by the press (and various anti-liberal family groups) as repungant, and it's a normal occurance to see his lawn adorned with protestors and family rights activists.

Cactus maintains his lavish lifestyle through the licensing of his image into "Cactus Stylin'" kits.